BillyJack
By
Michelle Thurman
Hello! My name is BillyJack. I'm
a very cute and cuddly little hamster.
This house is lots of fun.
Michelle, this extrano(strange) person who insists upon petting me,
still hasn't learned her lesson. I
continue to bite her but she won't give up so I figured that I would let her
pick me up once in a while but not too much.
Michelle lets me play in this ball
that she bought me. It's pretty
neat. I run over these big furry things
all the time. The grey one tries to
ignore me, he is all the time giving me dirty looks. This black one I never see anymore. Ever since the first couple of times I ran over him he
disappeared, oh, well. There is one
that is lots of fun to run over. It's
fatter than the Mississippi River. It
sounds awful ferocious, barking all the time but when ever I get anywhere near
her she runs off and hides under this lady's rocking chair. I think her name is mother, that's what
Michelle calls her anyway. Then mother
puts all these shoes in front of the rocking chair and I can't get back
there. That fat, furry thing just sits
there sticking her tongue out at me. So
I give up on that. Instead I run into
mother's foot then I turn around and run as fast as I can into her other foot,
then I do it again and again and again.
Eventually she picks up my ball, looks at me and says,"Hey, what do
you think you're doing?" At times
like that I wish that I could stick me tongue out 'cause I'd say,"As fast
as fast can be... you'll never catch me!"
She puts me down and I run and run and run everywhere. I'm the fastest there is you know. But once I was real crafty and managed to
get out of my cage. I went roaming
everywhere. I think one of those big
furry things got a hold of me because
now I have this huge cut on my nose.
Nobody could find me anywhere.
Eventually Michelle found me hiding under the stairs. After about two hours I let her catch
me. She put me in my cage and left me
alone for the rest of the day. She was
real disappointed because I was really skiddish. So I decided to do something to make her laugh. She put a whole lot of food in my dish then
left. After I made sure she couldn't
see me I stuffed every last drop of that food into my mouth. When she came back and saw that my cheeks
were now bigger then the rest of my body and that I looked like a frisbee she
couldn't quit laughing. Boy did I cheer
her up, but then that's the kind of guy I am.
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